Of to get my haircut

I’m off to get a haircut. I just gave Zeke his monthly flea treatment and I hate doing that because he hates me for the rest of the day. (He’s off hiding under the bed in the guest room now.) He simply doesn’t seem to buy my argument that “it’s for your own good.” “Oh yeah,” he seems to say, “then you try and see how much you like it.”


About Jamie Todd Rubin

Jamie Todd Rubin writes fiction and nonfiction for a variety of publications including Analog, Clarkesworld, The Daily Beast, 99U, Daily Science Fiction, Lightspeed, InterGalactic Medicine Show, and several anthologies. He was featured in Lifehacker’s How I Work series. He has been blogging since 2005. By day, he manages software projects and occasionally writes code. He lives in Arlington, Virginia with his wife and three children. Find him on Twitter at @jamietr.