Post hoc ergo propter hoc

This was underneath the bottle cap to the Nantucket Nectars apple juice I am having with my lunch today:

The first bank on Nantucket was established in 1795. The first bank robbery was that same year.

For some reason, that made me laugh.

Published by Jamie Todd Rubin

Jamie Todd Rubin writes fiction and nonfiction for a variety of publications including Analog, Clarkesworld, The Daily Beast, 99U, Daily Science Fiction, Lightspeed, InterGalactic Medicine Show, and several anthologies. He was featured in Lifehacker’s How I Work series. He has been blogging since 2005. By day, he manages software projects and occasionally writes code. He lives in Falls Church, Virginia with his wife and three children. Find him on Twitter at @jamietr.