I need a haircut

My hair is in one of those weird, intermediary states where it just doesn’t look for feel right. It’s just too long. But it seems as though I just got a haircut. Is my hair growing faster somehow? It is certainly growing more in some places than in others. I seem to be cursed with a perpetual cowlick that even the finest of hair products can’t tame.

I’m getting it cut this weekend.