Dear Apple

Posted on | February 17, 2012 | 6 Comments

Dear Apple,

I love you guys, but you must really curb your obsession with big cats. Mountain Lion? Really? Pickings are growing slim, eh?

Sincerely,

Jamie Todd Rubin

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6 Responses to “Dear Apple”

  1. Reed
    February 17th, 2012 @ 12:39 pm

    I suggest the move onto something with a bit more diversity. Fish perhaps? Coming soon: OS X 10.9 Sword Fish

  2. Jamie Todd Rubin
    February 17th, 2012 @ 12:39 pm

    If it’s diversity you seek, then insects would be the group of animals to pick from.

  3. John
    February 17th, 2012 @ 12:44 pm

    Come on Reed, you can’t follow up Lion with Swordfish. How about OS X 10.9 Mako

  4. Jamie Todd Rubin
    February 17th, 2012 @ 12:45 pm

    Why doesn’t Apple just be perfectly honest and upfront and call it OS X 10.9 God.

  5. Paul (@princejvstin)
    February 17th, 2012 @ 1:46 pm

    Ubuntu has had weird names for their releases, too. Alliterative AND animal based, and going to the next letter in the alphabet. Going backwards:

    Oneric Ocelot
    Natty Narwhal
    Maverick Meerkat
    Lucid Lynx

    Et cetera

  6. Jim Flannery
    February 18th, 2012 @ 2:41 am

    To be fair, “mountain lion” is the first cat of the bunch that actually lives in the same county as 1 Infinite Loop …

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